"Process of Elimination"

The title is a direct quote, people! I'll get to it in a mo...

Okay, so I showed up last night and MM was her normal, fucking-orders-up-and-the-drunken-boss-was-fixing-it-self, then "Solei" showed up, and it was all about the nasty comments! "Oh, Melissa, thanks for having such a great attitude today!" Loudly. Then she proceeded to get shitfaced, and was talking to my mother about something, and I hear everything in a background sort of way, and I heard "Process of Elimination", so I looked at her and said "what?" because she was looking at me when she said it, or looked at me to get my reaction. She said "Nothing!", I walked off, pissed. She goes, "Megan, why is your face red?" "Because I have a mouthful of blood, bee-yotch!"No, I didn't say that, but if you know me you know that when I'm pissed, my face turns bright red.

Me: I'm hot

MM: No you're not

Me: Uh, yeah, I have two shirts on!

Then she dropped it. So my mother is leaving, and whispers to me "I'll talk to you tomorrow" so apparently she's going to give me the scoop. I don't really think MM is that stupid that she would talk shit about me to my mother, but anything's possible.

So MM is getting ready to leave, and it's DEAD, and she tells Paul he can close early.

Me: what about me, it's dead.

MM: Are you gonna meet me for a drink at Billy-Bob's?

Me: No, I quit drinking.

MM: Come on, no you didn't!

Me: Yes, I did!

MM: Well call me later if you change your mind.

So I could've closed early if I wanted to go with her for a drink, but since I didn't I can't?!?!?

I closed at midnight anyway, cause I had no customers in about an hour, and fuck it, I wasn't going to sit there and twiddle my thumbs!

Glad I'm not working today....