50 posts...

Full of completely unwitty nonsense!! The people that know me personally know that I am truly funny, but for some reason I cannot write the way I talk? Why the fuck is that? Because I can't hear laughter when I'm writing? Maybe I should have a laugh track playing in the background as I'm composing this blog, I don't know.

I do know, however, that my posts are getting shorter as the winter wears on, because my stupid computer is in the freezing ass cold garage, and my fingers are turning into little icicles!!!

I'm gonna think of something good, I swear...I always do when I'm miles away from my keyboard, and by the time I get back here I've forgotten what I wanted to say, or it wasn't as funny in black and white as it was in my head...

Oh well, maybe I should just stick to actually talking to people, rather that sitting in the garage by myself?

Fuck it, it's for me anyway, and I like to do it, so I will continue, even though I suck!