Got My Shopping Done, Bitches!
Oh yeah, how's that taste?? Just kidding, I'm pretty pleased with myself that I don't have to hit the mall, Hellmart, or Tar-shjay any more before Christmas!!
I'm patting myself on the back right now...
Time to shave the ol' legs, though. Had Bam and BSOH over helping me wrap presents for my spoiled brood, and put some lotion on my hands, had too much, lifted my pantleg, and whoa!! How did I go this long without noticing that I have enough hair to donate to "Locks of Love"?? Maybe I've been spending so much time worrying about my face (hi, mustache, brows, etc) I just ignored the legs?? Maybe it's so long and soft now I just can't feel it?? For fuck's sake, I'm surprised my husband is still around!! I think I'll actually need to get out the hedge trimmers so it doesn't jack my razor up when I try to shave!!
And how embarrassing to discover this in the company of friends? Good thing they are friends, or I would've shriveled up into a little hairy ball and died of mortification!!!
Anyway, enough on that subject, seriously.
My Fave Aunt called today and invited us to a sports bar for our Christmas Eve get together...Um, okay. I have children, are they allowed in? Oh, and it's scheduled for one o'clock, which is precisely when my Seahawks are going to commence kicking the shit out of the Colts. Hmm. I don't know, might have to skip the family thing this year, but it is at a sports bar, so they may have the game on. Decisions, Decisions...
I think I'll show up, and if the game is not on ask for it, and if they won't...it's "Merry Christmas all, gotta go!"
I'm patting myself on the back right now...
Time to shave the ol' legs, though. Had Bam and BSOH over helping me wrap presents for my spoiled brood, and put some lotion on my hands, had too much, lifted my pantleg, and whoa!! How did I go this long without noticing that I have enough hair to donate to "Locks of Love"?? Maybe I've been spending so much time worrying about my face (hi, mustache, brows, etc) I just ignored the legs?? Maybe it's so long and soft now I just can't feel it?? For fuck's sake, I'm surprised my husband is still around!! I think I'll actually need to get out the hedge trimmers so it doesn't jack my razor up when I try to shave!!
And how embarrassing to discover this in the company of friends? Good thing they are friends, or I would've shriveled up into a little hairy ball and died of mortification!!!
Anyway, enough on that subject, seriously.
My Fave Aunt called today and invited us to a sports bar for our Christmas Eve get together...Um, okay. I have children, are they allowed in? Oh, and it's scheduled for one o'clock, which is precisely when my Seahawks are going to commence kicking the shit out of the Colts. Hmm. I don't know, might have to skip the family thing this year, but it is at a sports bar, so they may have the game on. Decisions, Decisions...
I think I'll show up, and if the game is not on ask for it, and if they won't...it's "Merry Christmas all, gotta go!"
posted by The Mayor @12/22/2005 07:24:00 PM
1 Comments:
I just realized I have a neice and nephew! No, really, they are my brother's kids but I never see them, and now we are supposed to get together tomorrow! Ugh, maybe I'll pick them up something at the grocery store while I'm buying my Christmas dinner shit! LOL
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