Sunday, December 18, 2005

Longest Night Of My Life!

Ugh, I worked 10½ hours last night and only did about $500 in sales, that works out to roughly selling $50 per hour=slow fucking night! People were pretty obnoxious too, very little tips, rude! It's the Christmas Holiday, people!! I have 5 kids to shop for, ya assholes, kick down a buck or two! Jeez!!

So "40 Miles of Bad Road" walks in, had a fight with her boyfriend, and apparently I have a big target on me specifically for verbal barbs.

SIDEBAR: I can't stand this bitch, just when I think she might be okay, she pisses me off.

Here is our conversation:

40MOBR: Why is it so dead in here?
ME: Uh, it's the Saturday before Christmas, I'm assuming people are at Christmas parties??
40MOBR: God, I've never seen it this dead!
ME: Maybe they pull in the parking lot and see your car and decide not to come in!
(okay, I didn't say that, but I wanted to!)
ME: well...?
40MOBR: It's always really busy on Friday nights!

I'm thinking that was a direct hit at me, since I don't work Fridays? Fuck her.

So I go get my pizza, (cause I'm eating since there's nothing else to do) and as soon as I take a bite...

40MOBR: Can I get mashed potatoes and gravy?
ME: *sigh* yeah...

Rude, wait till I'm eating and then ask for shit!

Later, I grab my coat and go have a smoke outside in the brutal cold, just to get away from her...I come back in...

40MOBR: Why do you have your coat on?
ME, irritated: Cause I went outside.
40MOBR: Why?
ME, even more irritated: To smoke!!! (Duh!)
40MOBR: Why don't you smoke in here, it's a bar??
ME: So people don't ask me for shit while I'm smoking!! (cause she does that all the time!)

God I want to punch her in the fucking face sometimes! I don't because I actually like her BF very much, but nobody fucking likes this cunt! Except maybe QofWT, who likes everyone!

MM called late in the evening and asked how it was going, I said dead, she's like: "Oh, well I'll talk to you later then"

Oh, I can't close early cause I don't kiss your ass? Or maybe because I didn't ask if you wanted to go have a drink? Weird.

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