My Christmas Hell...

So went shopping at the "mall" today with my 2 kids and QofWT's kid and BSOH. Ton's O'Fun, let me tell ya...First, had to drive all the way up to the top floor of the parking garage, (which took roughly 42 hours, cause every asshole on the way up was waiting for another asshole to pull out) and finally get to the top, where I proceeded to whip into a spot that was recently vacated...There was another car waiting, but it didn't have a blinker on, so, sorry about your luck, beeotches!!

Went to every single sports store on the planet looking for a Seahawks Beanie for Jim, all sold out, because every shitbag on earth is jumping on the Seahawks bandwagon because they are Division Champs!! Bullshit! Granted, I just became a football fan this year, but I picked my team in week 1 when the memory of them sucking for the past 20 years was still fresh in everyone's mind. Now they're good, and I can't find anything!!! Agh!

All the while we're dragging around 3 boys who are clearly tired of hanging out with each other, getting on each other's nerves, and we are desperately trying not to lose any of them....Which almost happened in the Disney store. Deuce looked around for 2 seconds and didn't see us, about the same time we saw him heading out the door!! Hi, never ever leave the store!! We didn't leave you, hello???

So got a little shopping done, then had to leave cause it was obvious the boys weren't gonna last much longer.

Get home and George Hamilton (not his real name) is gonna come over for a tat. He was gonna bring some chick, but she bailed out. Cool, I don't have to clean, he's seen the house, no prob, right?

Now she's coming.

I remember BSOH's post
and frantically try to clean up the bathroom, the kitchen (which is annilhilated, btw) and living room in one fell swoop.

Fabulous.

More shopping tomorrow, without the boys, thank christ, since QofWT will have them! Phew.