NewsFuckingFlash!

Guess what people??? Michael Jackson is NOT the biological father of his "white" children! I'm shocked! How can a black man that turned white not have fathered white, blond kids??

What's next? Could Elton John be gay?

Evidently, MJ's former wife Debbie Rowe has come out with the tidbit that the kids were fathered by a sperm bank donor....

And now he won't let her see the children...

Did anyone actually believe that he fathered those kids himself? It's about time somebody admitted it...