Thursday, December 29, 2005

Seriously, Why?

Just returned from the Narnia movie, with the two 11 year old Spawns and the 6 year old (who only had to pee twice! whoo hoo!) anyway, great movie, what I saw of it (I dozed a bit) but here is my beef:

The kids and I picked our seats (movie seats, let me clarify) and right as the movie starts, this 50 something couple (with gigantic heads, of course!) comes and sits right in front of myself and the 6 YO. Hello?? Can't you see I'm with a dwarf, who cannot possibly see over the beehive hairdo that is living on your noggin?? Rude.

And why do people bring kids under 3 to a movie? Period? One kid up in the front fucking row (had to be about, oh, 18 months) had a screaming fit right at the beginning, and what does his jackass mother do? picks him up and walks him back and forth in front of the screen. Mind you, he's still screaming.

A bit of advice, you stupid twat- "take the fucking banshee out into the hallway, so the rest of us that paid upwards of 50 bucks for a movie, popcorn, a 17 gallon diet soda, and various sugary treats can enjoy the fucking show!"

2 extra short seats away from us, (in the same row) a 3 year old is climbing ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! Cause of course, she's ultra bored, and do her parents give 2 shits? Of course not, they're numb to the obnoxiousness that is their child, as people are when they don't bother to discipline or raise their kids to be respectful human beings.

There should be some sort of prerequisite for having children, and another one to be able to take them out in public, especially to the movies...

4 Comments:

Blogger Some Random Girl said...

I will get up and go complain to the usher. Seriously....I figure if you pay that much for the show and the snacks you ought to be able to ENJOY the show! F stupid people!

Thursday, December 29, 2005 4:34:00 PM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Nice to hear from one W.S. (With Spawn) yet so aware of their surroundings ;)

Heh, the woman walking back in forth in front of the screen...it's like a really bad reinactment of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, except with a poopy diaper instead of garter belts.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:55:00 PM  
Blogger Some Random Girl said...

hey, on your profile, you can't get to your blog...you need to edit your profile and mark blog for showing on your profile....I went to your profile and then couldn't get to your blog....

just a little FYI...Happy New Year!

Friday, December 30, 2005 8:08:00 AM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

Fixed...Thanks! I didn't even realize it, I'm still kinda new at this thing!

Friday, December 30, 2005 8:14:00 AM  

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