'Tis the fuckin' Season!!!

Went Christmas shopping today with the good ol' BSOH... Not terrible, we went first thing this morning before all the nuts came out.

Dropped ½ a mil on the kids (exaggerating, clearly) and were done by noonish...

Walked out to BSOH's truck and realized, once again, that I have too many packages and too little room...he desperately needs a toolbox on his truck, and it's too goddamned windy out here to just throw the shit in the back, lest it flies all over the fuckin' freeway!!

So I rode home with packages galore in my lap...but I'm getting ahead of myself-

What I really wanted to bitch about was coming out to your car after shopping, and there's roughly 1700 cars waiting for YOUR spot!!

You all know what I'm talking about, maybe it's just one car, but there's 1699 cars behind that one, also waiting for you to leave so they can get around the one car.

So, since I'm such a bitch and I hate impatient people that are waiting angrily for my spot...

I start the car
fuck with the stereo
put on my seatbelt
let the car warm up a bit
check my phone to see if I have any messages
light a cigarette
fuck with the stereo some more
look around in my purse for shit that I don't need
let the car warm up some more...

which roughly takes about 45 seconds, but take that, bitches!

Tis the fuckin' Season...