My cat is a Pedophile...

Seamus, the cat that tried to kill me is now trying to get to know Murphy, the new kitten, in a "Biblical" sense...

I've been armed with a squirt bottle for the past 20 hours, and will be until Friday when the little fucker gets his balls chopped off! I cannot believe how obnoxious he is! Murphy is 8 weeks old, cannot possibly be in heat, and Seamus is absolutely relentless!

Clearly I'm a complete Douche for bringing home a female kitten to a household with an unaltered male, but I figured he'd only try to "date" (as my boys say) a cat who is in heat.

I was wrong.

On a lighter note, Murphy is doing well (other than the sexual abuse at the paws of Seamus) and has fit right in to the family.

Off to have breakfast with a friend, at my bar, so may have some scoop later on that!