Not EXACTLY as planned, but close...
Yes, I got there, business as usual...Except for the fact the Pebble Beach was on something, I wouldn't say drunk, I would say crack, but who knows...MM was there, fakety fake, "Hieeee!! You looks soooo goooood!!!" ugh...I dealt with it, I was super fake as well...
Buffet went from $25 to free (since nobody hardly bought tickets, weird.) So I texted my peeps (BSOH, Pirate, some others) and told them free food, come on up!
Backup Bartender got there at 6, was busy for me, but not busy enough for both of us, so she hung out and drank instead of working (luckeeee!)
Metro, PB and MM had all left to go home and shower and the like, and when the extra waitstaff showed, she didn't know if she should clock on or what, so she called MM...
MM: I could give a fuck about that place! Go ahead and clock on, have a drink, whatever!
Not very managerial, hence the name, "MisManagement".
Around 8 or so, it was completely dead, so MM cut the closing waitress, nice, now someone who was going to get off early has to stay till closing...Didn't bother to ask if they minded either! Fuckin rude.
Got really busy around 9ish, that took up most of my time, and actually more people did karoake than I thought, which was entertaining, to say the least!
BSOH did a rousing rendition of "Whip it!" while Metro simulated spanking him, and actually made contact a time or two...Makes me wonder about Metro's orientation?? He seems to really enjoy gaying it up with BSOH...but then, BSOH is a "Jedi", a hit with the seemingly straight men, so go figure...
Midnight went off without a hitch, 35 million people wanted to kiss me on the lips, WTF???
Then, last call...Needless to say I was the least popular person in the room...
Loser: Can I get a drink?
Me: I did last call a half hour ago!! How did you get in here?!? (doors were locked)
Loser: But I'm a regular!! (mind you, he comes in once every 3 months or so, that, my friend, does not make you a regular)
Me: I don't care...NO.
That went on about 10 times, same conversation...Finally got everyone out of there, except MM, her BF (nice guy, feel sorry for him!) and Ships, my extra waitress.
I got home around 3:30, with some seriously barkin' dogs on the end of my legs!!!
Made bucks deluxe though, so the night was worth it!
Buffet went from $25 to free (since nobody hardly bought tickets, weird.) So I texted my peeps (BSOH, Pirate, some others) and told them free food, come on up!
Backup Bartender got there at 6, was busy for me, but not busy enough for both of us, so she hung out and drank instead of working (luckeeee!)
Metro, PB and MM had all left to go home and shower and the like, and when the extra waitstaff showed, she didn't know if she should clock on or what, so she called MM...
MM: I could give a fuck about that place! Go ahead and clock on, have a drink, whatever!
Not very managerial, hence the name, "MisManagement".
Around 8 or so, it was completely dead, so MM cut the closing waitress, nice, now someone who was going to get off early has to stay till closing...Didn't bother to ask if they minded either! Fuckin rude.
Got really busy around 9ish, that took up most of my time, and actually more people did karoake than I thought, which was entertaining, to say the least!
BSOH did a rousing rendition of "Whip it!" while Metro simulated spanking him, and actually made contact a time or two...Makes me wonder about Metro's orientation?? He seems to really enjoy gaying it up with BSOH...but then, BSOH is a "Jedi", a hit with the seemingly straight men, so go figure...
Midnight went off without a hitch, 35 million people wanted to kiss me on the lips, WTF???
Then, last call...Needless to say I was the least popular person in the room...
Loser: Can I get a drink?
Me: I did last call a half hour ago!! How did you get in here?!? (doors were locked)
Loser: But I'm a regular!! (mind you, he comes in once every 3 months or so, that, my friend, does not make you a regular)
Me: I don't care...NO.
That went on about 10 times, same conversation...Finally got everyone out of there, except MM, her BF (nice guy, feel sorry for him!) and Ships, my extra waitress.
I got home around 3:30, with some seriously barkin' dogs on the end of my legs!!!
Made bucks deluxe though, so the night was worth it!
posted by The Mayor @1/01/2006 01:34:00 PM
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