Oompa Loompa Doobitty Doo...

So we go pick up Seamus at the vet, and while we are waiting for my castrated cat to come out, this woman walks out into the reception area...

She's a midget, or a dwarf, I'm not sure, very short...don't know the politically correct term for little folks...

My 6 YO, Deuce, practically screams (while staring, mind you) "I wonder if she was an OOMPA LOOMPA?!?!"

Never have I wished more that a giant hole would open up in the floor and completely swallow me and my Spawn!

So I'm trying to explain to him that not everything that comes to mind should also come out of his mouth, and I realize, I say pretty much everything I'm thinking, albeit quietly, so as not to hurt anyone's feelings.

Deuce, unfortunately, has not quite grasped the concept...

Hopefully she wasn't too offended, or maybe she was a hard of hearing "little person" and didn't hear it? I can hope...