"Treat everyone the same, till you find out they're an idiot"
So I worked 11 hours last night...Good times were had by all, well almost all...
40MOBR came in with her BF, Mr. Timid Mullet, and proceeded to ignore me and have the BF order her a "Orange Smirnoff with a splash of Red Bull"... In case you don't know what this means, it's drunk-speak for "Make it a good one." and usually when I get orders like that, I whip out the jigger (liquor measuring cuplet) and give them exactly 1 oz. of booze. Especially when it's 40MOBR asking, because:
a)she's a fuckin' cunt
b)I can't stand her
c)I make her drinks weak on purpose, because of a) and b)
d)she doesn't tip
So, she got the small glass, not even half full of drink, how's that taste, beeeyotch?
She sucked down 4 of them in the time it took her BF to finish 1 Coors Light, never once asked me for a drink, instead recruiting other patrons/BF/Metro to summon me to her throne at the Video Crack machines.
After tipping me a whopping $1.75 for five fucking drinks, (Gee, thanks! I don't mind waiting on you hand and foot for less than the cost of a gallon of gas!)they left. Darn.
After that, the evening went fairly smoothly, there was one incident that I still can't wrap my head around...
There is this guy that goes around from bar to bar with a bucket of cheesy individually wrapped roses. You know, for the guys that are trying to score, buying a rose for some lady (and I use the term loosely) out of a bucket will surely win her over!
I don't know quite what happened, but all of a sudden, Metro (drunken owner of my bar) tells flower guy that he never wants to see him in here again, and proceeds to chase him out the door, screaming and berating him the whole way.
Flower Guy is a nice, mild manner gentleman with a shit job, so I'm completely clueless as to why that happened, most likely cause Metro was drunk and needed someone to pick on, but go figure...
Other than that, it was a good night, made shitloads of cash, off to do it again today!
BTW, GO SEAHAWKS!
40MOBR came in with her BF, Mr. Timid Mullet, and proceeded to ignore me and have the BF order her a "Orange Smirnoff with a splash of Red Bull"... In case you don't know what this means, it's drunk-speak for "Make it a good one." and usually when I get orders like that, I whip out the jigger (liquor measuring cuplet) and give them exactly 1 oz. of booze. Especially when it's 40MOBR asking, because:
a)she's a fuckin' cunt
b)I can't stand her
c)I make her drinks weak on purpose, because of a) and b)
d)she doesn't tip
So, she got the small glass, not even half full of drink, how's that taste, beeeyotch?
She sucked down 4 of them in the time it took her BF to finish 1 Coors Light, never once asked me for a drink, instead recruiting other patrons/BF/Metro to summon me to her throne at the Video Crack machines.
After tipping me a whopping $1.75 for five fucking drinks, (Gee, thanks! I don't mind waiting on you hand and foot for less than the cost of a gallon of gas!)they left. Darn.
After that, the evening went fairly smoothly, there was one incident that I still can't wrap my head around...
There is this guy that goes around from bar to bar with a bucket of cheesy individually wrapped roses. You know, for the guys that are trying to score, buying a rose for some lady (and I use the term loosely) out of a bucket will surely win her over!
I don't know quite what happened, but all of a sudden, Metro (drunken owner of my bar) tells flower guy that he never wants to see him in here again, and proceeds to chase him out the door, screaming and berating him the whole way.
Flower Guy is a nice, mild manner gentleman with a shit job, so I'm completely clueless as to why that happened, most likely cause Metro was drunk and needed someone to pick on, but go figure...
Other than that, it was a good night, made shitloads of cash, off to do it again today!
BTW, GO SEAHAWKS!
posted by The Mayor @1/22/2006 11:29:00 AM
3 Comments:
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Love the control you have in your life! Oh if my minions were that easy to control!
Mullet - HA.
Red Bull is AWFUL - why anyone would want it in a drink is beyong me!
cor: thank you for that, I was kinda hoping the same thing, that when she gets older she'll realize what a turd she was to me, in the meantime, I'm giving her the space she clearly wants...
Jules: I think controlling the drunks is my way of making up for the lack of control in other aspects of my world!
LungFung: You should come in and just be completely bitchy to 40MOBR, it would be fun!
Stacey: Mullets are a crime, people fuck with him about it too, but he keeps it like a security blanket or something! Red bull is sick, I think people drink it cause they think it's "cool"
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