My Powers Are Limitless...

I took my "sick" kids into my work this morning for breakfast (yes, there is a restaurant area too, I didn't take them to the bar, jeez!) Yes, they were sick until right about the time school actually started, and now they seem fine, weird.

Anyway, my manager comes and sits down and says-

Mgr: You got her to quit, huh?

Me: What?

Mgr: SB gave her two weeks notice.

Me: huh. (I'm bursting with glee inside, of course!)

Mgr: Yeah, she left me a note, and that something came up this Sunday, so she can't work.

Me: I'm sorry, I didn't want her to quit.

Mgr: I was kidding, anyway!

Mind you, unless you live in a cave, everyone knows this Sunday is Superbowl Sunday! And, being as we work in a Sports Bar, my guess is that it's not the best day to flake out, so maybe she's hoping for a swift firing?? I don't know, I do know that I get the pleasure of working with her dumbass this Saturday night, and you can bet I'll have the "I Won" smirk on my face the whole evening!

I'm so cool. I can intimidate anyone into quitting their job, if I wish.*

*wringing hands*
*evil laugh*

*Complete speculation, maybe she found a better job and it coincided with our conflict? Who knows, really...?