She's a Cuntface, fo sho.
Oh yeah, it happened folks. I got to work before her, and when she showed, she completely ignored me.
Okay, cool, be a little bitch-ass about it, it's not bothering me any, I know I was right.
Made her fucking drinks, not a fucking thank you.
That's fine too, just shows who the actual adult is...
Then, after she asked me if it was okay to be off, I said yeah, and she sat down to do her money...
SB: So I'd like to know what the deal is with that note you left?
ME: I'd like to know what the deal was with you leaving us all hanging Saturday night?!?
SB: Oh, come on! I stayed, everyone was fine!!
ME: I seem to remember you telling me at 6:30 that you had no tables?
SB: I didn't ask if I could leave though!
ME: No, you hung around till I told you you had to stay at least another hour.
SB: I was here till 8!!
ME: Stuffing your face at the bar, on the clock? Cause I looked at the computer when you sat down to do your money, and it was SEVEN OH SIX! (I know, totally immature, but what the fuck? She's calling me out, yo!)
SB: Rewind the fucking tape, it was not!
SIDEBAR: We have cameras, obviously.
ME: Oh, not a problem! We'll see who the liar is here, and it's not me!
SB: You're gonna let this one thing ruin...(she trails off, what was she thinking? friendship? I think not, twat.)
ME: You know what I think? You are not a team player. We obviously have to work together, we don't have to like each other, so if you have a problem with me, take it up with management! I want you to admit you fucked up-
SB: Never!! Nikki was hiding from her banquet, that's why you were busy! (typical, throw someone else in front of the bus, right?)
ME: Um, that's funny, I seem to remember you asking me what the fuck Foggy was doing, while you were sitting on your ass!
She has that crazy look in her eye by this point, you know the one? Where the liar is trying so hard to convince you that you are the one lying, they start to look like you are freaking them out? Like you are the one that's crazy? Yeah, that's what was going on. Yeah, I was married to that guy, the liar, I know this game...
I told her it wasn't very professional to argue about this, and like I said before, take it up with management.
She left, after mean mugging me all the way to the door.
Bitch, I weigh twice as much as you and could take you down in 2 seconds, if I so choose, don't try to glare at me, we aren't in high school!
So basically I said everything I wasn't going to say, I did leave out the part about the LAY-BEEYA LIPS and the shitty fiance. I took the high road on both counts.
Fuck her and the stick up her butt, I hope she does try to view the tape, in front of management, then they will know that she stayed on the clock for a good 45 minutes eating!
MWOOHAHA!!
Okay, cool, be a little bitch-ass about it, it's not bothering me any, I know I was right.
Made her fucking drinks, not a fucking thank you.
That's fine too, just shows who the actual adult is...
Then, after she asked me if it was okay to be off, I said yeah, and she sat down to do her money...
SB: So I'd like to know what the deal is with that note you left?
ME: I'd like to know what the deal was with you leaving us all hanging Saturday night?!?
SB: Oh, come on! I stayed, everyone was fine!!
ME: I seem to remember you telling me at 6:30 that you had no tables?
SB: I didn't ask if I could leave though!
ME: No, you hung around till I told you you had to stay at least another hour.
SB: I was here till 8!!
ME: Stuffing your face at the bar, on the clock? Cause I looked at the computer when you sat down to do your money, and it was SEVEN OH SIX! (I know, totally immature, but what the fuck? She's calling me out, yo!)
SB: Rewind the fucking tape, it was not!
SIDEBAR: We have cameras, obviously.
ME: Oh, not a problem! We'll see who the liar is here, and it's not me!
SB: You're gonna let this one thing ruin...(she trails off, what was she thinking? friendship? I think not, twat.)
ME: You know what I think? You are not a team player. We obviously have to work together, we don't have to like each other, so if you have a problem with me, take it up with management! I want you to admit you fucked up-
SB: Never!! Nikki was hiding from her banquet, that's why you were busy! (typical, throw someone else in front of the bus, right?)
ME: Um, that's funny, I seem to remember you asking me what the fuck Foggy was doing, while you were sitting on your ass!
She has that crazy look in her eye by this point, you know the one? Where the liar is trying so hard to convince you that you are the one lying, they start to look like you are freaking them out? Like you are the one that's crazy? Yeah, that's what was going on. Yeah, I was married to that guy, the liar, I know this game...
I told her it wasn't very professional to argue about this, and like I said before, take it up with management.
She left, after mean mugging me all the way to the door.
Bitch, I weigh twice as much as you and could take you down in 2 seconds, if I so choose, don't try to glare at me, we aren't in high school!
So basically I said everything I wasn't going to say, I did leave out the part about the LAY-BEEYA LIPS and the shitty fiance. I took the high road on both counts.
Fuck her and the stick up her butt, I hope she does try to view the tape, in front of management, then they will know that she stayed on the clock for a good 45 minutes eating!
MWOOHAHA!!
3 Comments:
Balls the size of watermelons! You've got them! I may learn a thing or two from you!
LF: With him it was always, "You're CRAZEEE! You're MENTAAAAAL!" Ooooh that used to piss me off!
Jules: Both a blessing and a curse, let me tell ya. I cannot keep my mouth shut about things that piss me off, I was proud of myself last night, if there wasn't a bar between us I might've punched her! She's fucking psycho! Like you are gonna convince me that I'm lying? Hello, I said it, Beeeootch!
I want to learn this "Look"
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