Some poop...
Word on the street is, Kegger was fired because of a combination of poor customer service attitude (everyone bitched that she had NO PERSONALITY) and not doing her side work. Hm. Well, I'm sure she doesn't mind too terribly much since she bartends a few days a week at another bar in town. It's kind of a dive and always dead, but she swears she makes tons o' money there, so good for her. I actually didn't mind working with her too much, when she's in a good mood and not hungover, she's actually kind of fun. Now I will probably have to work more with SB. Damn.
Speaking of, I'm working tonight (not my normal shift) so if SB decides to confront me about tattling on her (which I did for the good of the team, IMHO) then I will be forced to explain in a most professional manner that I do not tolerate people lying about things I did or did not say, and end it there. I will have to bite my tongue not to say this:
"You are a selfish, self-centered bitch who barks orders at all the other servers and bartenders to help you with running your food and drinks, steals tables, and won't lift a fucking narcissistic finger to help anyone else. Last time I checked, there's no "I" in team, and you are the epitome of the term "not a team player." You are always in a god awful hurry to get outta work, yet you sit at the bar until 3 in the morning getting fucked up because your fiance is a piece of shit, and you don't want to go home to him because in my best guess, he pretty much fucking ignores you, just like when he's here, drinking, and making the bartender change all the TV channels to whichever games he wants to watch. Let's not forget, whenever you get "talked to" about your performance, attitude, etc at work, you throw somebody, anybody else under the bus, and guess what? It just makes you look like a bitch, instead of making them look bad, which is what you are going for. Oh, and by the way, next time you tell me about your Brazilian wax (which I never wanted to know about in the first place!) Labia is not pronounced LAB-EEYA, and you don't need to tack on "lips" at the end of it, I get the fucking picture! Being as you are going to college to be an X-ray technician (good luck with that, psh) maybe you should learn how to pronounce medical terms. And not share your nasty business with everyone within 500 feet. Could that be why you had to go wedding dress shopping by yourself? I'd take a much needed look inside and wonder why I had no friends if I were you. Now get to work, and I'll tell you when you can leave!"
Phew. I love my blog. If it wasn't for this, I might actually say that to her.
Speaking of, I'm working tonight (not my normal shift) so if SB decides to confront me about tattling on her (which I did for the good of the team, IMHO) then I will be forced to explain in a most professional manner that I do not tolerate people lying about things I did or did not say, and end it there. I will have to bite my tongue not to say this:
"You are a selfish, self-centered bitch who barks orders at all the other servers and bartenders to help you with running your food and drinks, steals tables, and won't lift a fucking narcissistic finger to help anyone else. Last time I checked, there's no "I" in team, and you are the epitome of the term "not a team player." You are always in a god awful hurry to get outta work, yet you sit at the bar until 3 in the morning getting fucked up because your fiance is a piece of shit, and you don't want to go home to him because in my best guess, he pretty much fucking ignores you, just like when he's here, drinking, and making the bartender change all the TV channels to whichever games he wants to watch. Let's not forget, whenever you get "talked to" about your performance, attitude, etc at work, you throw somebody, anybody else under the bus, and guess what? It just makes you look like a bitch, instead of making them look bad, which is what you are going for. Oh, and by the way, next time you tell me about your Brazilian wax (which I never wanted to know about in the first place!) Labia is not pronounced LAB-EEYA, and you don't need to tack on "lips" at the end of it, I get the fucking picture! Being as you are going to college to be an X-ray technician (good luck with that, psh) maybe you should learn how to pronounce medical terms. And not share your nasty business with everyone within 500 feet. Could that be why you had to go wedding dress shopping by yourself? I'd take a much needed look inside and wonder why I had no friends if I were you. Now get to work, and I'll tell you when you can leave!"
Phew. I love my blog. If it wasn't for this, I might actually say that to her.
posted by The Mayor @2/01/2006 02:38:00 PM
4 Comments:
I'm waiting for when you get to the point where you DO say it to her because it'll be awesome to blog about the next day.
My labia gets chapped sometimes when I freelip it! ;) totally kidding by the way...I just wanted to use that in a sentence!
i really should have a joke here about licking your lips, but i don't. i must be tired.
anyhow, fist city rules. can i be your superintendent of funny?
Ahh, Mayor. Best to vent here. But if you must vent at work, do videotape. That would be a hoot.
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