What the...?
I was driving last night to get "My Boys", (husband and sons) a video game to veg out on while I work tonight, and saw something disturbing...
Is that really necessary? Do you need a Spoiler on your Minivan, for shit's sake? Does it make the minivan more aero-dynamic? Look sportier? The only way to make your minivan look sportier is to trade the fucker in for a sports car!
Seriously, if you have a minivan, trick the fuck outta the inside, put a tv, dvd player, whatever inside, don't bother with the sporty shit on the outside, cause it's not helping, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig, right??
I think this is self explanatory...
Why?
posted by The Mayor @2/04/2006 01:52:00 PM
5 Comments:
I HAVE a Minivan. It's dope. I'm the shit and i make it look goooooood. Oh, and it's got a spoiler. (I have no idea why it has a spoiler...I think it might protect the spot where the backup camera goes but not sure because we couldn't afford the tricked out mini...)
It seats 8. I can drive on field trips and the Sienna gets like 28 mpg. Seriously. Good gas mileage. comfy seats. bumpin' system. Oh yeah! Did I say I'm the shit?
Hope I didn't offend, Jules! At least I didn't post the pic of the Toyota Sienna spoiler!! You don't have the flames too, do you? ;-)
and if I did? LOL....I take NO offense to people bagging on mini's....They are usually people who think they are too good for them **cough**mayor**cough** Just kidding...I just thought it was funny! You just haven't had the luxury of owning and loving one...It's kind of like a pit bull...either you love them or hate them! (didn't you see The Pacifier when he's rockin' the minivan? That was a Sienna....They're dope!)
Flaming bunnies would be better.
I had a company car that was a minivan. It was a 50/50 of nice to haul shit around when you needed to and wearing a bag on your head so no one notices you.
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