Sunday, March 26, 2006

Dear Hermit McHairball,



From what I gather, you have no life. Clearly this is the case, as you torment and harrass people on discussion forums relentlessly, and I, for one, have had it with your shit. Now, I can say what the fuck ever I want on here, because it's my blog, and while I am quite flattered that you take the time to read my drivel, I will also use this opportunity to tell you what I really think of you. I would tell you on the discussion forum that we are both members of, but I actually follow the rules, unlike you.

Lungfung had to change her blog address because of you. I don't know why a bunch of middle-aged men would even find her blog interesting, but you did, and proceeded to post it on your QFA bashing forum for everyone to read.

I might change mine, but not before you've read how I really feel about you. You are a close-minded individual. You have taken my words more than once and twisted them around so you will sound educated and I will sound emotional. Being a liberal doesn't make me "wrong", have you checked in with reality lately? You don't get bashed for being whatever it is you are, yet you bash everyone that doesn't agree with you. Bullshit. Get a fucking life.

Let me guess: You are probably divorced, aren't getting laid, maybe bitter and angry at women because of your divorce... wait, not maybe, definitely. Don't be jealous because I'm actually getting laid, as I'm sure it's been years for you. You have nothing better to do with your time than troll discussion boards, either hitting on or bashing women, hitting on if you think you might have half a chance in hell of getting into their pants, and if you don't? You harrass them relentlessly. You probably live in squalor because from the pictures I have seen of you, you can't be bothered to shave or shower, why would you have a clean home? If some poor woman was unlucky enough to create a spawn with you, she probably has to fight to get child support, you seem like the type of guy that wouldn't pay. I know, I was married to one. I actually pity you and your sad little, google-cut-and-paste-research life you lead, but make no mistake, that doesn't mean I like you. The people you think like you? They don't.

Crawl back into your hole, live your pathetic little life. I will not give you an ounce more energy than this post, I'm done with you.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thankfully, I don't have a clue about who you're talking about.
But I did take waxing in hairstyling school. If that helps.

Sunday, March 26, 2006 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger Nihilistic said...

Now that is quite a carpet!

Sunday, March 26, 2006 12:14:00 PM  
Blogger Some Random Girl said...

SNAP!!

Sunday, March 26, 2006 1:18:00 PM  
Blogger mikster said...

Yeah...it's fuckers like that, that give us other middle-aged guys a bad rep. I always get a kick outta guys like that....they still they they're hot shit and can attract the young chicks huh?

Sunday, March 26, 2006 3:49:00 PM  
Blogger John said...

Nah, just hit the delete key. And send him some Nair.

Sunday, March 26, 2006 7:58:00 PM  
Blogger frank said...

i can't believe you have chosen to run and hide. dying in your bed, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day till that, for once chance, just once chance, to come back here, and tell your enemies, that you make take my life, but you'll never take, MY BLOG URL!!!

Thursday, March 30, 2006 10:36:00 AM  
Blogger Some Random Girl said...

what the fuck is lozo talking about???? Is he the hairy bastard?

Friday, March 31, 2006 9:48:00 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home




Figuratively punching people in the face, one post at a time!

View My Complete Profile


Yahoo! Avatars











Powered by Blogger

eXTReMe Tracker