I'd Like To Thank...
Whomever I aquired this illness from. I'm sick as a dog today. I can't breathe and my throat hurts and I barely got any sleep...Oh yeah, and I have to work tonight, good times! I'm not a caller-in-sicker, for some odd reason I feel like I'm going for the "perfect attendance" record at work or something, I just don't call in sick, not ever.
I'd like to thank my mother, for bitching about her drink being too strong to Metro, who then decided that myself and my cocktail waitress needed pour-count lessons. That's what we need, lessons on pouring drinks from someone who has been drinking all day and night. Fantastic, thanks, Mom. I didn't even make the fucking thing, I was on a smoke break. Anyone with half a brain knows not to bitch to Metro about anything, because he blows everything way outta proportion. Seriously. Beyond ridiculous.
Thanks, LungFung, for getting drunk. I know I had a hand in that, but it was a blast to see you let loose, it's been way too long! I'm glad you had a good time, and I'm glad you didn't give Mr. Junior Republican Skinhead the what-for, I definitely don't agree with his so called views, but he is my friend, and he has a good heart, he just needs some direction. Congrats on the $90 keno ticket too!! We should have after-hours parties every week!
Thank you, Shaun Alexander. Thanks for staying with the Seahawks. Thank you Paul Allen for shelling out $64 million to keep him. That just about made my day.
I'd also like to thank the Academy, for once again proving that they couldn't find the "Best Picture" with two hands and a flashlight.
Thank you, Deuce. I was looking forward to laying around on the couch all day, feeling sorry for myself because I'm sick, but you had to steal my thunder and be "sick" too, so now I get to be "Mom" instead of "pathetic sick person". I think he's more sick of school than actually sick, but better safe than sorry, right?
And finally, thank you, Ebay. Once again I've found something that will make me run to my mailbox each and every day I spend waiting for it's arrival. I can't wait...
I'd like to thank my mother, for bitching about her drink being too strong to Metro, who then decided that myself and my cocktail waitress needed pour-count lessons. That's what we need, lessons on pouring drinks from someone who has been drinking all day and night. Fantastic, thanks, Mom. I didn't even make the fucking thing, I was on a smoke break. Anyone with half a brain knows not to bitch to Metro about anything, because he blows everything way outta proportion. Seriously. Beyond ridiculous.
Thanks, LungFung, for getting drunk. I know I had a hand in that, but it was a blast to see you let loose, it's been way too long! I'm glad you had a good time, and I'm glad you didn't give Mr. Junior Republican Skinhead the what-for, I definitely don't agree with his so called views, but he is my friend, and he has a good heart, he just needs some direction. Congrats on the $90 keno ticket too!! We should have after-hours parties every week!
Thank you, Shaun Alexander. Thanks for staying with the Seahawks. Thank you Paul Allen for shelling out $64 million to keep him. That just about made my day.
I'd also like to thank the Academy, for once again proving that they couldn't find the "Best Picture" with two hands and a flashlight.
Thank you, Deuce. I was looking forward to laying around on the couch all day, feeling sorry for myself because I'm sick, but you had to steal my thunder and be "sick" too, so now I get to be "Mom" instead of "pathetic sick person". I think he's more sick of school than actually sick, but better safe than sorry, right?
And finally, thank you, Ebay. Once again I've found something that will make me run to my mailbox each and every day I spend waiting for it's arrival. I can't wait...
posted by The Mayor @3/06/2006 06:56:00 AM
2 Comments:
I loved Crash. It's actually the only movie I did see. I think it deserved an award.
SRG: I liked Crash, but I thought Walk The Line was so much better. Come to think of it, they never pick the movie I would have picked anyway!
LF: Yes it's a purse!! It's flippin sweet!
I'm glad you could see MR Jr. Repub SH in his normal setting, he's really a sweet boy.
If you can't come up more often, I will come to you!!
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