I'm a Toy Whore...

Look what I just won on Ebay for my NEW Laptop!!

Don't be jealous, I know it's super fucking cool! I'm such a geek, seriously. I went to Office Depot yesterday, to take my router back, and exchange it for a cheaper model that actually works (go figure) and since I had some money left over, I bought a DVD burner for my desktop computer! Now I can download porn and actually watch on the TV, rather than sitting in front of my computer, and we all know we'd much rather watch porn in the privacy of our bedrooms than in the living room in front of a computer monitor, right?

Got Deuce some scrapbooking stuff, he's all of a sudden into that whole bit, cause his sister does it. I figured it would keep him outta trouble for a while, anyway. He's started this whole flipping-his-brother-off-and-not-listening-to-a-word-I-say phase, and it's getting real old, real quick.

Tonight is my last Saturday night at work, and I couldn't be happier! I've worked Saturday nights for almost 2 years now, and I'm looking forward to spending one whole day and night a week with the Hub and Spawns. I picked up Tuesdays, so I won't be losing too much money, and to be honest, Saturdays really aren't that great around there, everyone gets so fucked up on Fridays, hardly anyone comes in on Saturdays, and it's a 12 hour shift, which just about kills me!

Watched North Country last night, good movie, I was pleasantly surprised. I'm not a fan of Charlize Theron, she bugs me, but I liked the movie. True story, too.

I'd like to thank LungFung for sending a complete psycho my way, thanks, Fung! Hopefully she won't come in again this Sunday and unload all her problems on me once again. LungFung moderates a message board, and this chick, we'll call her "Carter" cause she has more issues than Carter's got pills, is a big NASCAR fan. She got wind of the fact that I work in a sports bar, and showed up last Sunday. At first it was fine, older gal, nice, right? Then she seriously gave me her complete life story, all her drama with her kid and her ex, her disability fundage drama, everything. Even fishing drama...she's telling me all about these people on this "Fishing Board" as if they are her family, but she uses their online monikers, for example:

"shelovessalmon used to be dating this guy, stiffyrod, and then he left her for chinookkiller, can you believe that??"

Um, I have no clue what the fuck you are telling me, or who these people are, nor do I care, but since I'm a bartender, I have to stand here and pretend to be interested so I can make a couple of bucks. Shit.

I was not busy at all when she came in, so I didn't even have any other customers to rescue me. I called LungFung and told her to get her ass down here and save me from this freak flag waving woman, and she was with her mother in law, so couldn't.

Pray that she doesn't make this a weekly Sunday thing, or I may have to drop those as well...