Friday, March 10, 2006

Paranoia, Farts, Jewfros and Blogger is Fucked.

I'm a retard, I guess. I went to the movies with Lungfung today, and was whining to her:

ME: "Nobody posts on my blog anymore, I must completely suck, Gawd, everyone hates me!"

LF: "You turned your comment moderation on, duh!"

ME: "Oh. Shit."

So, I came home and ran to my computer and fixed it, and yay!! I actually had comments!

Hi, Paranoid.

I did turn it on, but I didn't want to moderate comments, I just wanted to be able to delete the commenters that are referring people to porn sites!! This is a new thing, I don't know where they found me, but they are harrassing me with this business, and I'm afraid I might have to turn "word verification" back on.

Damn.

Anywho, we went and saw "Failure to Launch", totally cute movie. Chick Flicky, but good. Some idiot took "cuts" in front of me in the snack line, that hacked me off, but I didn't kick her ass cause I had my stepdaughter with me, and was trying to set a good example. (for those of you "in the know", it's not THE stepdaughter-Stepspawn, it's my other, sweet, innocent stepdaughter, T.)

Anyway, we are sitting there watching the movie:

LF: "Someone keeps fucking farting, and it's grossing me out!"

ME: "It's not me, I swear!"

LF: Silence

ME: It's probably your cousin, "JEWFRO"!!

LF's cousin came along with us, and when we picked them up, he had just woken up, and his curly hair was a total crazy disaster, so:

ME: "Nice afro, dude!"

JF: "It's a Jew Fro!"

ME: "You're not even Jewish!!"

JF: "My Grandma's side of the family used to be, but they're all dead."

ME: "Um, okay. Because they're dead, they are no longer Jewish??"

He's a bit crazy, funny, but crazy!!

So all in all it was a good day...I'm relieved to find out that people didn't just completely stop commenting on my blog, I was seriously thinking about hanging it up for good! Phew!

And what the fuck is up with "BLOGGER"?? It's been fucked up all week, this is bullshit! I'm writing my post on notepad for later posting, because they are having technical difficulties, AGAIN! Jeezus.

2 Comments:

Blogger mikster said...

Blogger has been a pain in the ass all week...and I've never been a big fan of moderating comments...although if you have a weird stalker or something I guess that can be forgiven....lol

Saturday, March 11, 2006 6:35:00 PM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

LF: Tell Jewfro to get a blog, already!!

Mike: I thought mistakenly that I had to moderate to be able to delete "porn spam"...silly me...

Sunday, March 12, 2006 11:16:00 AM  

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