Love Triangle, Pool Team, Lozo...

So Tuesday night, "Pool Night" as you may recall, was a drama filled evening, to say the least.



Cocker Spaniel Bitch (click the link for some history) was there, of course, because she didn't quit the pool team, as I've hoped and prayed for, damn.

Let's see if I can condense this a bit, since I already had wrote a whole book in the "incident log" at work.

Cocker Spaniel was sleeping with dating the "Captain of the Pool Team", let's call him Potpourri, it's a play on his name, just go with it, m'kay?

So Potpourri finally got sick of Cocker Spaniel being psychotic, so he quit doing seeing her.




Potpourri and my friend Pirate have been flirting and almost started dating before Cocker Spaniel came along, but alas, it wasn't the right time for Pirate, as she was in the process of ending a 5? year relationship with the scum of the earth her previous boyfriend.

Now that Potpourri and Pirate are free, they hooked back up, and all is well in the land of love...

Except Cocker Spaniel isn't taking it well. At All.

Pirate came in to watch Potpourri play pool Tuesday, and Cocker Spaniel was there as well, in her trademark piggies and her super tight super short dress, ew.

Not to mention the fact that her date was a 60 year old man. Not a hot one, at that. Apparently she'll sleep with anything.

Anyway, she goes up to Pirate and asks,

CS: Are you the girl I caught at Potpourri's house last night? (m'kay, you didn't catch anyone, since you are the stalker and he dumped you, shouldn't you be at home, slitting your wrists to get attention or something??)

Pirate: Yep, sure am!

CS: So do you like my pussy? (ew.)

Pirate: You are disgusting!!

Potpourri: Go away, CS!

CS: Just so you know, he fucked me earlier that day, that's why I asked if you liked my pussy!!

And she stomps off.

What a whore. Seriously.

A couple snide remarks later, and CS says to her mustachioed friend, Rosie O'Donnell, "I'm gonna kill her if we don't leave!"

Pirate hears this, and comes to me and tells me.

I tell CS it's time for her to leave, I don't like people threatening to kill my customers!! Obviously she denies saying this, with that stupid blank look on her face, and continues to ignore me.

Oh, Hell no! It's on now, beeyotch!

I grab my bouncer cocktail waitress, and tell her to back me up, I'm goin' in.

Now she weighs about 100 lbs, but even I wouldn't fuck with her, cause she looks mean...

Finally CS's mustachioed friend drags her out, all apologetic, as if she hasn't been the biggest bitch ever to me the whole pool season??

They waited around in the parking lot for Pirate and Potpourri to come out! Hi, Psycho much??

Anyway, I was going to 86 her, but they have one more game this season at my bar, and I didn't want them to have to forfeit...but now I may have to 86 her, cause the stupid cunt signed up on our team for next season!!

He doesn't want you honey, figure it out already!!

On the subject of Lozo, we had a very nice (me drunken, he at work, so presumably sober) conversation on AIM a few nights ago, and I promised to blog about him, but being DRUNK, I forgot! He reminded me in my last posts comments...go visit him, he's hilarious! Your turn to blog about me, Lozo!!