Alright, Already!

Dogma has been harrassing my comment section for some fresh cocktails from me, so here ya go. I'm much too lazy to find a picture for this post, so suck it.

So I shit my pants Tuesday night. Yeah, that was fun. I had 3 beers after work, and apparently 3 beers + empty stomach = puking so hard you shit your pants.

Good times.

I'm leaving for San Fran tonight, we probably will only make it to Medford or so, but we will be getting there earlier than planned tomorrow, so Nihilly, have your cell on!!!

Vacations around here always have some sort of brawl, and ours started this morning, I'm hoping this is the only one we are going to have...nothing like getting it outta the way first thing, right?

My kids' deadbeat father bailed on them for this weekend, so guess where they are staying?

Saddlebag McSharpie's house. Desperate much?

She's really not bad, I guess since she's watching my kids for the weekend, I can't really bitch about getting occasional cards from her now and then, right?

Anyway, off on a roadtrip, will post pics and shit when I return, maybe even while I'm there, I'm taking the ol' Lappy Laptop with me!